Funny comments

I was approached by a reader for sponsorship to discover the hidden wealth at Hampi.    As if he is doing a favour to me Lolz

Not sure if adult content is allowed on this forum. 

You know the Funniest thing. I've never had a spam comment. Only once by mistake Kirti's comment went to spamfor no reason. Except that my blog is SPAM FREE

My spam commentators lack that funny bone, i guess Infact, most of them comment in a language foreign to me.. Ani, why dont you share some funny comments from your bag here since you have lots of them!

I get these comments by a tonne,1000s . If i disable askmit my blog would have many many comments..(mostly fron girls who wanna have a live chat with me :P)

anyways some irritating comments are here..trying to disguise themselves as legitimate comments

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lol. I can't stop laughing at the last one

These comments are OK ,because they try to link their URLs in the name

The problem is when they have 300 word comments with many many links embedded in between.They generally hire some people to post same comment on 1000s of blogs

I once was so pissed of with one particular companies links so this is what i did

1. Went to that site

2.Requested a live chat

3.Told the agent to stop spamming and told them that i reported them as spam site to google and they might get blocked if many ppl do so (i dont know if that canbe done also or not :P).

4.Mailed their all contact us emails (tech contacts /sales/issue/info)  that your SEO gurus are spamming my sites and I suggest you FIRE them. Again reiterationg that you are the SPAM and could get blocked by google

I dont know if they fired those guys ,but i did not receive any spam from that company atleast....

It was fun :P

I just got this spam comment and still trying to understand what it meant . Can someone help?

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It means, I have no idea what I'm saying, Cause I can't understand the problem I'm facing. If you understand EITHER of the Two, Then Please Reply

the person is trying to make you beleive he/she tried to subscribe to your feed but failed...also your blog is the greatest thing in his/her live EVAAAR .....Plus as pooja said..The person has no idea:P

But i must say these spammers are becoming smarter by the day ..their comments becoming flattering and tend to look contextual..I mean its a fight with oneself to acknowledge that your blog is not good enough to get a comment like that :P

You're right Madhur. If my blog had not been of a rare niche, I'd have been fooled by them easily. All these contextual comments fail in my case

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How about mating ? What he meant was meeting when i clarified 

Now beat this

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And guess who he/she is? Everyone's favorite Mr. Stock Quotes

And this one from someone called Anastácia

great news, keep posting

Where did news come from on a story blog?

(S)he would better be called anaesthesia

One more

the post is really informative for me. i liked it very much. keep sharing such important posts.

Where is information on my blog? They are just plain simple stories you dumbo

hello, that is a cool report! it gave me exactly the information i was looking for

What were you looking for and what report did I give, you UKP

can you explain more about your post? actually, i cannot understand it fully.

Now what was there to understand Ms. Elisabeth

Its a story mind you and not a tutorial

SEO guys write one comment and this  comment is "spinned" or rephrased using automated tools for different language or content. then these comments are posted manually or by automated tools. thats why funny language

I know Jaidev about this

But they are so funny that sharing them is another fun

I genuinely enjoy studying on this site, it has great content . “You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.” by Juvenal.

Happy that you enjoy the site. Thank for liking the content. But what has this Juvenal to do with all this you bloody spammyyyyyyyyyyyyy

lol

interesting posts @ Free laptop services, hehe :P :D 

i always agree and interested about every topics in this blog. really inspiring

OK, so you agree to stories! That too, fiction!!! You seriosuly need a mental assylum mate, perfect place for you

you’re right

Thank you v much

IndiPapa is always right

i got this comment and it was REALLy weird...

"Hi fellows, I enjoyed your writing in this web page, you are writing down with good information! This site is much helpfull! My name is Sara, I was born on Frankfurt, so I will be a follower of this web site, my hobbies you may don´t want to know them but I will tell them off course I love swimming as well as fishing, and I also play a lot Radiohead on my bedroom, I´m without boyfriend now so male users....just kidding :)! I already tried online dating It did not work out very well.... I wrote this comment cause as I already mentioned I really like this web site I also have a web community just as you, but mine is many different from yours, it is about free poker money....:) I will also apologize for my writting it was the only way I found to communicate with you guys.... Kiss to all of you, See you guys tomorrow"

i cant see how my blog is HELPFUL of all things. and why the hell was she giving me all her personal history!! its not like i am gonna do a research paper on it!!! 

LOL, she is a dispearat looking for guys to make some money from apart from other things That's it!

usko mera blog chor ke aur kuch mila nahi shayad. aaargh!! :P :P

and i thought i was a SINGLE person. dunno why she put that plural 'fellows' in there. this is the HEIGHT of stupidity and spamming..