We Blog, Therefore We Are.
Pallav
is a blogger from Kolkata
Latest posts by Pallav
Five Funny Messages to Send via Twitter
- The longest sentence known to man: "I do."- I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.- Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20...Read more.
Posted on 24 May 2009 | 12:45 pm
Not What You Expected
Walking along the beach, Dave tripped over a half-buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a Genie materialized."I can't grant your wishes," explained the freed spirit. "But I'll give you three gifts for releasing me: a potion to cure ill health, a very...Read more.
Posted on 14 May 2009 | 11:30 am
Gorilla Bar
A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes up to him and asks him what he wants. "A scotch on the rocks, please." He then lays a ten- dollar bill on the bar.The bartender takes the money and goes to fix the gorilla's drink. He thinks to himself, "Hey, this is a gorilla. He...Read more.
Posted on 5 May 2009 | 11:25 am