Latest posts by PallavJudge: "You admit breaking into the dress shop four times?" Defendant: "Yes, your honor." Judge: "What did you steal?" Defendant: "A dress, Your Honor." Judge: "One dress? And yet you admit breaking in four times!" Defendant: "Well, your Honor, you see the first three times my wife didn't like the c...
Posted on 27 June 2011 | 12:23 pm
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Judge to the court, at the start of a case: "I have to declare an interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor. Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favor. I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can...
Posted on 12 June 2011 | 11:53 am
Read post1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off. 2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do. 3) All apartments in Paris overlook...
Posted on 9 June 2011 | 1:59 pm
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