Going through the blog and updating as I see:
1.The template: Neat and in shades of black splashed over white, it somehow gives the impression of a Rebel. Hope you are :)Font is good, easily eradable and easy on eyes.
2. "this blog is about usual crap, unusual crap, crap we see and crap that we encounter in daily lives.. except for the literal crap I’ll try to talk about every other thing my empty mind can think of.." - Whoa !!! That was something! This one chunk will make sure that I read your blog carefully :)
3. Language: Fluid and humorous. You have a natural flow and a style which is interesting to read. Yesterday I wrote about Rs 32 in one blog of mine, referring to (A 32 .. reality show seen in some blog). Will update with your link today. :) It takes a lot to be genuinely witty and you are good at it.
4. Formatting: The left hand side bar looks a bit mixed up. Doesnt the "Footfall" widget usually get placed at the bottom ? Also the bottom part is a bit lacking in symmetry. Maybe some rearranging of gadgets will make it good.
5. Frequency: You blog quite frequently and thats a good thing. Keep it up!
6. Promotion: Maybe you can do a bit of tweaking etc to increase footfalls. You deserve more than 100-150 visits a day.
Overall: A very good blog. If I had to rate your blog between 1 to 10, I will happily give you an 8 (and I am being conservative in this). Great Job !