What is the most silliest thing you have ever done ??

I remember when I was a kid, every now and then I used to look behind my TV, and search for the TV actors, that used to come on it. I believed they actually lived in my TV. 

Ok! I Got One.

Till I came to 11th, I was too crazy about Aeroplanes, I wanted to be an air-hostess. Anyways, I had never seen a plane in REAL, I mean, I had seen when they FLY UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGHbut never closely.

So one day, when we were in a get-together partywith our whole familywe were talking about things that interests that and were asking doubts.

I already told you I was damn interested about Aeroplanes, and I had one doubt which was stuck in my mind for a long time. I decided it was finally time to askAnd asked, "If the people in plane wash their hands out of the window, wont that dirty water fall on our head?".

For 10 whole minutes, only thing I could hear was laughter. Everyone fell down and floor and starting rolling on it laughing. Only later did I know that the WINDOW in Aeroplane will not be openedcause Air is not supposed to go in.

I was so Embarrased

 P p's post reminded me of my brother in law, when he came to mumbai first time in his life on a vacation from village, he saw the sea first time in his life. he had seen small ponds. his exclamation was "Hai baa, itta badda pokhar" (holy cow, such great big pond)

Hmm What I can think of immed is wearing my glasses and looking for them all over the house, without realizing that I can see very clearly becoz I am actually wearing them he he :)

I have a habit of rehearsing a few lines before talking to a stranger on phone... as if it helps  coz even with all my so called preparations, I end up sounding quite silly most of the times

Okay! I have one too -

With advancement of technology, we all working in corporates have been given access cards that can be detected Human Interface Devices. Its the card that we have to use / swipe at each door inside office to get in and out. One day after a late night strech when I reached home, instead of ringing the bell, i swiped my card at the door and was waiting for it to open for next 2 mins till this struck me that I am outside my home.

50 replies! I never thought that people could be so silly! 

I think no one can get dirtier that this one for sure.

It was my 9th birthday and mom made a super cute cake at home and invited the entire neighbourhood to be a part of celebrations.. while everybody assembled around the cake and we were waiting for my mom to turn up (last min things to do), i farted! Everyone started singing "Happy birthday to you" by holding their noses!

PS: its a true life incident. not kidding. really.

 My first day in college, andsome seniors caught hold of us. They were not a bad bunch, all they wanted us to do sing and say some tongue twisters. However, we were of course scared to death, and crouched in our respective places, hoping not be picked up.

There were about 50-60 boys in the group. The leader randomly pointed at me and said 'you sing a song'. I was so scared that I closed my eyes and crooned the first song that came to my head, "Na jao sainyan chuda ke bainyan, kasam tumhari mai ro padungi'........

I haven't heard the end of it since.

Ok, I got another one.

I had gone over to Mangalore, to attend my sister's Second birthday, I was 5 then.

She cut the cake, and my parents got busy distributing the cake to everyone. I was sitting next my lil sisso waiting for our share of the Cake.

Finally, we got ours, which was the LAST 2 PIECESand I began to munch on it as soon as it came in my hand. But my sisso started at it for 2 minutes and said, "UPPINKAI" (Mango Pickle).

Everyone was like, "WHAT?".

She pointed at the cake, and repeated, "Uppinkai".

Her mom went to her and asked, "You want pickle for your cake?" My sisso was crazy for Pickles, even now she isbut seriously pickle for CAKE?

We all laughed but she insisted on having the picklefinally her mom got it and put it on her cake.

Her face lit up, and she took one BIG BITE, and then SHE ATE IT.

We all were really shocked. But we didn't snatch it away from her cause we wanted to know if she'll really eat the whole thing.

Then she turned to her brother(15yr old) and gave the cake to him. He was like, "NO WAY".

But then she began to crylittle monster she is. 

And I couldn't see her cry, So I took the cake from her handand FED IT TO HER BRO.

Poor guy, he actually ate the whole thingwhile my sissy had a good laugh.

I got one more!

It was my one of my roomie's part time girl friend's birthday and at 12 in the night my roomies called her up to wish her this birthday. I was fast asleep when this all happened and they woke me up to wish her.

Still in my dreams, I took the phone and instead of wishing her I said - "yea the flash thing will be up on the website, dont worry i have completed the changes"

and then I heard my roomies (and the girl on the phone) laughing out loud, realized that I goofed up. I spoke up - "hey sorry I am still sleepy, talk to you later" and doozed off.

Silly thing, I still didnt wish her on the birthday till in the morning when my roomies still laughed out at me.

This is not me, but my cousin's deed. When she was about 5, her dad called his boss home for dinner. The boss was, like all bosses generally are, quite nasty, and my Uncle had the hopes that the dinner will lessen some amount of nastiness.My chatty cousin saw the boss, and asked, quite curiously, and innocently, " Kya aap 'saale takle' Uncle ho?"

My Uncle was like 'kato to khoon nahi'.

hey that reminds me of a cracker show... i was 8 ... very fond of crackers... and it was diwali.. dad had bought tons of crackerss and there was this atom bomb.... each wrapped around silvery wrapper of KOhinoor condoms.... God know why this wrapper... may be of disposed papers.... like a warrior the bomb was lighted.... boom and it blasted with a BIG sound.... the warrior (me) was quite excited on the performance...and he cried out with joy..."KOHINOOOR FAT GAYA, KOHIONOOR FAT GAYA.... Dad, mom, uncles laughed madly............. :-( ......i know now why ...silly me......

i ws 6 or 7 ..... my dad's Boss's wife used to call my mom often.... she called ... i picked up.... recognised her voice... me said "na-mo-ste auntie" she fumed asked for mom.. gave it to mom.... she complained as i have called her "MOti Auntie" ...she sobbed.... mom pacified...but she  continued... phone hunged up...i was hanged up... nice thrashing............ later i found she was 4ft tall and almost same waist line...she was a rolling drum....  innocent me.silly me ....silly auntie.... silly mom....

i feigned fainting while I was giving a presentation in class..it gave the poor professor a mini heart attack! :D

it was part of the presentation to see how many people were humane enough to come running to me and awaken me.. Many people came and then I sat up straight laughing..but not before I was doused with a bottle of water! :0

This was like when I was 7-8 years old. And there was this new news channel "Aaj Tak". That was my happiest day at that time. Cause I thought, that news channel would be aired only till that day (aaj tak), and that from tommorow there won't be news channel. I was soo happy. 

Wow it's getting really tough to give away the crowns ... Can everyone pls pitch-in to vote for the silly king/queen :) 

Thank you guys for sharing the wonderful stories ... brilliant ... rofl .... 

The lastest one of Smera's ... She has been always intriguied by the washing from the time she started walking ... now her latest hobby is put clothes for washing inside the machine ... little did i know that she would also put in her dirty diaper  .... rest is for you all to imagine .. 

i ferel like pinchiun everyone but hate to get pinched :P