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Thanks Pankti, That was to the point and well calculated ones.

I thought you would say that 'He should be IronMan'. 

Yes, that too. It would be like icing on the cake

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Ranjith Pankti wants Iron Man and Carlos Slim rolled into one

VP, I wouldn't mind that combo

Let's start the work of mixing  Iron Man and Carlos Slim in a grinder. 

Was waiting restlesslly for your viewpoint Anunoy.

Though I don't see much choice for boys in the years to come with increasing gap in gender census of male and female. One has to be happy with what he gets. 

Rio welcomes high school boys also with an open heart but they must take permission from their wives first. 

they'll sing and GO BRAZIL

Ranjith,  "wives" one having many or respective wives individually. 

respective wives. 

none seemed interested with vengaboys [alas!]

Reminded me of true incidence of a German who had joined Iskcon society,  and very much impressed by the hindu system of wife thinking of husband to be God and touching the feet of husband. He went back to Germany and asked his wife to touch his feet so he would bless her the heavens, he got divorced that day itself.

So do you still wanna go Brazil Anunoy. 

So sad.... 

So you mean business bro., that is, full toos ready to accept the challenge to get married. 

[frustrated smile].... nahhh... you're in another pole broda... better we'll talk it over some lemon juice when I return... 

Got the point,  dada; 

['yesss' now i frustrated you!!! wala achiever's smile]

I am frust proof now, Anunoy, you know why,  [ sheepish wala grin ]

['ohhh how could i miss that' wala loser's defensive smile]

To gain something you have to loose something.  Ye philosophy bahut kam log jaante hain dada.

The more you loose, the more you gain.

haha

VP if she will think like Mother Teresa what is the point of Marrisa's looks and Pamela's figure? 

Bro, even God is wondering, how to put all these things in one. But still, i hope you find one soon with all the qualities.

Let her think like MT I will enjoy the other two 

btw pamela had two figures, one before surgery and one after 

Thanks Rio maybe lord will listen to your wishes and grant me a boon

ND I liked the before one better 

Sure,sure, vijay, god has a long list of mine from before, he will surely do something after he is able to clear mine. No worries.

Aww you are being selfish you already have what you want now let us get our wishes

Vijay, just God was telling I had thought of some padukone, name starting with D, but alas

OHH sorry you can have all the dippy you want bro but I want this supe combo for me

It would take 30years to instil the quality of MT

Can wait for 60 years if you guarantee me the above

Aah, bro, [helpless wala grin,] but sound advice that I got while i was travelling in a crowded bus. It was a long journey of 6 hours by bus, two people came and stood on my side to travel all the 6 hours journey standing. One says to other, you know why I boarded this bus when we could go in the next bus sitting, 10 minutes later. He says "why" first one says, " never leave first marriage proposal and first bus, "
I hope you are getting what I mean.

pam will grow old by then and have wrinkles

ND Rio will ask God for the trio to remain the same for me for 60 years

And Rio got your point but I have heard a antithesis of the above.  They say the second heart attack is better then the first one because you know what your heart needs

VP: You want Marrissa Mayer, Pamela Anderson and Mother Teressa combo?

Vijay, god knows dude,

Yes PM I am a very principled man so I follow what my website is named after

@ Vijay Don't you want masala dosa combo ? ( masala dosa + 1 idli + 1 vada ) 

P.S. I know I'm talking t oo much about food these days. 

You want a modern day Goliath and Charlie Chaplin (two in one) 

No problem K2, this would do, and you can just write etc. etc, and everything will get covered in that.

Who it he 

Aditya Roy Kapoor....not bad k2

And who the heck is he

Vijay ......... I think u havn't seen "Ashiqui 2"

k2, BTW, I love his physique

No but heard he is a sharabi.  You want a Alcoholic 

@Vijay Nahhh.........he's not dat much alcoholic and moreovr i totally agree with you Pankti.........he's owsm in looks

correct 1000% 

But I know a girl who rejected a highly qualified mba filthy rich propsal, just because his hair was receding and a little baldiness look was on him.

Rio, please introduce me to him

Pankti ...........are you in hurry...........to marry?? 

k2, nah...but I would like to meet this God's gift to woman

That guy is dying to marry that girl Pankti, [again helpless wala grin] but that girl is totally against it. Even I couldn't pursuade her, being a wellwisher.

Rio, how can you die to marry someone? If you are going to die anyway, then why marry?

Die here is a relative term, like cannot live without her wala term.

Rio, I never understood this term

"pyar to andha hota h"

@Rio bt i think girls  don't usually follow it

k2, you are right. At least I don't think I will be ready to die for anyone....alas, what is more important than my well-being? And if I ever behave like that, I think my true friends will indeed take me to a psychiatrist.

because we all live in real world where money mattrs...................... than comes love

Yes k2. Unfortunately, money is mostly at the root cause for marital discord.....

Ankita, then you will surely remain single if you are looking for this kind of man

Ankita, nice traits thought of. An irony is that such types usually never marry, to live life like a man. I hope C. Suresh will not mind if I put up his example here.

rio   at ur last sentence

Then.. I shall remain single... 

Well, you will surely find one. 

@Ankita most men are boys and stay so their entire lives. (ducking to dodge brickbats from the men/boys in the forum)

I am not in any position to comment on this statement Madhu.

@Rio is that because you are the initiator of this thread and hence feel a sense of responsibilty and courtesy toward the contributors or because what I said about men/boys is true? :) sach sach bata do please.

i only want KOI combos 

@ Nandini I was waiting for you to tell this. 

Ranjith, are you trying to instil in yourself koi combos

Beautiful Shri.  Poetic justice is what you seek and thou shall get it

woooooOoooooo.............. owsm Shri 

complt justic to ur future wife

Shri.......awwwwwwwwwww...............so sweeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt........................still, what is your bank balance?

Very aptly penned dude, and your's one is nigh, within the arms reach, then why, why the deny.

Thanks VP. Thanks K2. No deny Rio. But this fog of time dont show me what is nigh. So shall wait and watch.

@Pankti.. shoo.. Sab maya hai.. Bank balance se zyaada dil bada hona chahiye.. btw

there are 6 zeros either in front of or behind the lone non zero digit.. with or without the decimal point.. 

Shri....lol

Beautiful lines 

Hmmm romantic @Shrikant. i hope the lady appreciates your patience.

Will be waiting, bro.

Interesting to see what a IITian want for a future spouse.  Will keep my eyes peeled cause I may have something to post. Tech + Marriage looks good 

Or maybe I will make a guest post on MB if Sir Rio allows me

today is the tomorrow you talked about yesterday, now give all ur answer

@ Nadini You should be patient.  Do you think that I will be missing my classes to give an answer. 

@ Vijay I am not a big fan of tech.  And IITians are just like anyone else. If I write a post about IITians, half of the post will talk bad things about them. 

Sure bro. That post attracted highst number of visitors and comments. 

Shows the number of people who want to remain single I suppose :)

Yo Dude.

Another fan of Rain! 

But the holy pyre may get extinguished in rain. Nice thoughts though.

May be it is rain-proof fire. 

Its holy, doesn't that mean rain-proof and everything-proof? 

Thanks for penning your views here, Sayantini, nice thoughts.

Or it can be said thus : "those inside the cage yearning to get out, and those outside scrambling to get in the cage."

Madhu, what if you aren't sure if you want to eat it? It's like sometimes you hanker for it and many times you run from it.

Pankti, I remember once a close relative boy, asked me of my views on remaining single, some years ago. I told him,"if you have the will power to remain single for life, go ahead, but if you think you may falter with pressure later on, by the age of 40, then you should marry by the age of 25 latest. So that you are bursting with energy to carryon the married life with justification.

Hmmm...so in short, you don't become "Dhobi ka kutta, na ghar ka na ghat ka." Wise suggestion.

@Pankti, i suppose you could get engaged to someone and delay the wedding ad infinitum. Then you will have the laddoo in sight but no compulsion to eat it. ;-) What say?

@Rio, cent percent correct. Par in singletons ko kaise samjhayen?

Madhu, they have to be grabbed by the neck, and tied to the knot. Before it's too late. I have seen many well wishers, cursing higher studies of their ward.

Though I may look like a villain here right now, but facts will be facts.

Lol Madhu....fabulous idea

I want a ladoo.  [ kane wala ladoo  ]

@Madhu: Abh kabhi kabhi yeh singletons' will power can last long - I am 50 and still not hankering for the ladoo :)

Suresh, I know a friend of mine, who thought he was bewitched by some angel strongly, didnot marry, now he is hankering for some Urvashi type madameoiselle, but in vain.

Let that day come for me Rio then we will talk :) Abh kitne shaadi shudhdha hain jinhone samjha ki apni dream spouse mil gaya aur tha zindagi rote rehte hain jinka main ziqr nahin kar raha hoon aur aap ek iklota dost ka namoona pesh kar rahe ho :)

Suresh, I am not able to convince you, but it is like, whatever one feels fit. To gain something one has to loose something and it's a matter of perceptions. You missed the scoldings of your loved one, on doing something wrong. The beauty of asking forgiveness even when you were right on principle. The charm of one smile after her wishes you fulfil. The sweet fights and then reconciliation. Bro. You led an easy set life. It's still time, jump into the cage. Motichoor ka Laddoo especially made for you awaits. Enter the ground and play the game. How long will you be just spectator bro.

It is indeed true Rio who one wants the shackles of early marriage now a days 

I think a lot of it is community specific. Traditionally marwaris try and get their wards married as quickly as possible. (talking through my hat. Anything to not do any real work.)

Marwari's traditionally have this trait, no escaping it. But now alot is changing.

@ Rio That's a good way to escape.  But it feels equally good to get married and have a loving wife at a young age. 

Note : Young doesn't mean Annunoy's age. 

or Ranjith's age.

@ Madhu AS is younger than me. He is just 15. 

Anunoy, Today you will see the post up at marriagebook bro. [ my intentions are clean] with each one linked to their blog, with a surprize of getting the post published.[ I only hope I get a publisher ]

[i wish i told something...!]

Why wish, just look up inside your heart and find some quality you yearn. That's all.

......and what is that @Anunoy? Hamen bhi toh pata chale kya ulterior motive hai. Don't hesitate, tell us. Rio will not mind. 

wo Angelina jaisi ho... buss itni si khwaish hai [at the height of impulse]....

Ssshhhh promise me it'll be a secret... mohollewalon ko pata na chale [wicked smile wetting the corner of lips]

@Anunoy, You mean she should take you away in her self piloted jet and introduce you to her six children? Nice, very nice. 

oh I missesd... Brooke Shields would also do.... [blushing]

Pad suno bhailog ye baat indiforum k bahar nahi jana chahiye [caution]

Madhu why i felt you pulled my legs [confused]?

Aap sahi samajhe Doc. Could not resist.

don't do these kind of things Prof... don't you know young bones tend to fracture easily [apprehensive]

don't do these kind of things Prof... don't you know young bones tend to fracture easily [apprehensive]

rio dont forget to publish my smiley on ur blog and give a back link to my blog

Sure Nandini, sure.

Nice qualities thought of anunoy. [ kudos wala grin]

@ Rio Insert three smileys and backlinks for me. 

Sure Ranjith , sure

.

ranjith is copying my idea, so my smiley n backlinks should be above his smiley

Don't worry Nandini. Rio will insert 100 smileys and backlinks for each of us. 

noooooooooo.... that is reserved for retro guys... [grrrrr...]

ROFL

Now, I wish i had paid attention to @Avadhoot's tutorial on smileys and knew the one where one rolls on the ground laughing. I would have totally used it here and saved all these words.

ROFL is this one =)) 

Trying just now. =))

madhu why don't you try to give words to your expression and put them in a bracket... it's quite satisfying... really! [I'm the guarantee wala smile]

@Ranjith, doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?

@Anunoy, yes. I prefer words. (Majboori ka naam Mahatma Gandhi)

@ Madhu =)) will not automatically convert to  on teh forum. It happens only on IndiTalk. You will have to copy paste the image to use it in the forum. 

@ AS After a few days, you will write the response using brackets like :

[ madhu why don't you try to give words to your expression and put them in a bracket wala question mark smiley ] [ it's quite satisfying wala smiley ] [I'm the guarantee wala smile]

Madhu, copy paste the smiley pic and post it.

Yay! ho gaya. @Ranjith,@Rio thanks. 

@Anunoy, I like to learn new things too. so for now this one is ok.

You successfuly completed the Smiley Pasting course, Madhu 

Ranjith:

How many smileys do you need to clean the floor? 

what a deep philosophy in such a tender age [salute you rajni anna]

philosophy inspired from telugu movie....masala dosa to that 

All the best @Ranjith.

Supe thoughts Ranjith, great thoughts.

@ AS @ Madhu @ Rio 

@ Nandini Masala Dosa!