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Why is Indirank always late? (jokes)

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Addy
from Mumbai |

Well, I am back again this month with another thread at "leg pulling" Wink

Take it with a pinch of salt people! (this is just to ensure that the admins and mods do not kick me out of the community) Tongue out

hope everyone enjoys and desperatly hopes that atleast someone other than me will be making a contribution here this time!Sealed

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Addy
from Mumbai |

As I told everyone before (in my blog post My indirank, My soulmate) that indirank indeed is a GIRL! Well, isnt it obvious by the time she takes in dressing up before coming to us??? Tongue out

Sneha Sharma
from Mumbai |

Ahem Ahem!! i guess u really have had vast experience to girls to generalise !! lol

Addy
from Mumbai |

I have an ocean of XP!!!! Wink

Addy
from Mumbai |

Indirank is the perfect Indian .........................never arrives on time! Tongue out

Addy
from Mumbai |

Whats the similarity between KKR and Indirank?

Both have a consistent performance one at losing IPL and the other at losing time! Laughing

Addy
from Mumbai |

Who is Indiranks personal beautician?

Renie! and he does a good job! Sealed

and he is on to give her "the all new look" (upgrading the algorithm) Tongue out

I know this was LAME.................the only thing m good at!

Kamal Hasa
from Bangalore |

If and only I could give you an award for being this LAME :D

Addy
from Mumbai |

I am all ready for the Red Carpet! Cool

Renie Ravin
from Chennai |

Looks like IndiRank might be delayed further - our crawler is seriously crawling this time!

Addy, your new IndiRank will be -106. Laughing

Sneha Sharma
from Mumbai |

I would throw a party if its 6!! ;) lol

Addy
from Mumbai |

In that case I'll throw a party towards you too! A whole PARTY! Yell

Sneha Sharma
from Mumbai |

ohhh cum on addy!! so touchy on indirank!! ;)

Addy
from Mumbai |

@ Renie

Is there a 'negative' sign before the number? Cry

If not LaughingCoolWink

Crawler.........hmm......the crawler crawling.....I usually hate creepy crawlers, but this time I do wish it 'crawls' all over 'me' Tongue out

Addy
from Mumbai |

Why is the crawler late?

Its stuck at one of the IPL3 blogs! Probably enjoying the "FunFeed" and IPL post match bashes. 

Addy
from Mumbai |

Which team does the Crawler supports?

Mumbai Indians, cause if it would have been Deccan Chargers or Kolkata Knight Riders it would have come back from YouTube by now and would be sitting in a corner at Indiblogger, sulking. Tongue out

Addy
from Mumbai |

I guess the crawler will be finishing its job only after the IPL finale! After all the crawler is INDIAN, can't help but eat, sleep & dream cricket! Laughing

Addy
from Mumbai |

Pssss I'll let you on to a secret Sealed.........INDIRANK is actually busy playing the cheerleader to the Mumbai Indians, thus the delay! Surprised

Savvy
from Kolkata |

Man ur funny

Addy
from Mumbai |

thanks Souveek! Thats a BIG compliment for me!

Sneha Sharma
from Mumbai |

Addy i guess you should notice hardly anyone replies to this!! lol

Addy
from Mumbai |

Yup! I start this thread on Indirank-eve every time (actually just started in March and this time) and I'm the only one posting here. There are occasional "WTFs", "LOLs" and "Get a Life" kind of comments but I mostly count them as void.

Infact this time I am getting an overwhelming response! And I'm glad that atleast people notice!

Sneha Sharma
from Mumbai |

lol!! congrats for the overhelming response!! :)

Addy
from Mumbai |

All credit goes to YOU! Laughing

Pooja Doshi
from Mumbai |

lol Tongue outLaughing

@ Renie IndiRank 106 for all these jokes.. cool! maybe I should start a thread too Wink..

nice work addy!

Addy
from Mumbai |

Sign.................only if Indirank was awarded for lame jokes that draws interest from no living being in this universe..................

You like this thread! OMG I'm gonna break down............btw which galaxy madam? I'm from ID-10  T  Prime.... Tongue out

Zap!
from Hyderbad |

Lol..good one Addy..

but breaking all the odds the Indirank is finally set to arrive..:)

Addy
from Mumbai |

Oh My Sweet Gawd! 

People are actually noticing and even commenting on this thread!

*Emotionally Touched Moved Teased* Foot in mouth

Sneha Sharma
from Mumbai |

how can i feel soo many weird and extreme emotions together??

Addy
from Mumbai |

Dude, you more likely to bump into me on this forum than Shashi Tharoor bumping into controversies with his tweets! Cool

Zap!
from Hyderbad |

:)

We bump again..:P

I think,its Modi's turn to bump....

Addy
from Mumbai |

Modi Tharoor Controversy Unveiled : The lady was actually Indirank. And so as not to be identified, she is going under the knife! Reports say that Indiblogger admin Renie is helping her in this adventure. After all Indirank belongs to Indiblogger.in! Sealed

But the question still remains unanswered, What was Indirank doing in Modi's office? Undecided

Sneha Sharma
from Mumbai |

maybe trying her luck to get some modelling campaigns fr IPL!!! Kiss Afterall its BIGGG MONEY!!

Addy
from Mumbai |

Another proof that Indirank is a Girl.

She got Renie bald! Surprised

Sneha Sharma
from Mumbai |

Lol!! Renie ab toh indirank bata do!!! 

Addy
from Mumbai |

20th April : A day with no IPL and no Indirank! Frown

Addy
from Mumbai |

OMG! Just had a brainwave...........................What if a A Pakistani Cricekter has eloped with Indirank?

They are vella  these days and also have developed a soft corner for Indian girls!

Zap!
from Hyderbad |

Just cant help smiling at theses posts..awesome..!!

Encore..!

Addy
from Mumbai |

You just 'smiled'!!!! 

This thread.................... #fail Frown

Zap!
from Hyderbad |

lol..okay..

Evil Grin..,Done ?