Wackiest Stupidest Baddest Lamest Review of your blog!

The Review!

Well sir, your digital post is for the intellect. you made a wrong choice asking for a review in this thread! Now as you and many other in this forum might know, a goldfish can beat me when it comes to intellect.

So, now we come to...... a questionnaire....

Do I understand from your posts: NOTHING!

Did I enjoy reading your post: A few like I know what you did last summer type, but mostly were too heavy for my nano-brain.

Did I read all your post? No I slept after a few (no offense please)

Can I comment about it? I don't think so, I don't deserve to.

but I'd say the title digital post is sure a catchy one!

Thanks Addy, pretty spine chilling...

The Review!

Yours is not a blog its a question paper! Do you by any chance happen to be a faculty at any educational institution?  and you enjoy torturing your poor pupils and/or students by shoving a question paper (tests/viva) in their face every now and then? If yes, then you are a sadist! You enjoy torturing people in your own way! an since your appetite is not satisfied by those poor little fellas you come online to torture the people in the blogosphere, by throwing question at them. random, irrelevant, no good, non-productive questions.

BTw before continuing I'd like to ask, just generally, normally, without any biasing or anything, simple question: While asking a question about your Kulfi, weather or not you should eat it, going online logging in writing a new post, publishing it and then waiting for comments, then waiting for enough comments to draw a conclusion, then implementing on that conclusion, won't you Kulfi melt by that time? In fact way before that! Don't you think? so whats the point?

anyways, on with the review, or else you are a umm.... that kind of person who has problem taking decisions. And you sort help from others, probably you live (or are struck) in a stranded island without  any cellphone connection or landline, but by gods grace have an internet connection, so you use you blog to make decisions in life.

Have you always been so curious? That make me conclude you were either the teacher's pet or irritation in school. Either this or that, nowhere in between.

Do you have a strand of hair hanging from you head on you forehead?  And by any chance it is in the shape of (or very close to or even vaguely close to) this symbol "?"

Well, thats what i gotta say about you. just one last question "Why so curious?"

The Review!

Payal I'll tell you the truth,  I don't review poetic blogs I have never, poems are just not my cup of tea! But, since you find this thread (by me) to be "the most wackiest forum thread"  its only fair if i don't let you down! Here is my "constructive criticism" on poems for the first time!

Frankly your poems are little easy and softer to the general audience, the normal public, the "mango man". It was a relief for me, though I understood what your poem conveyed in straight, simple manner, though what it conveyed "in deep" I'm sorry i don't/can't have any such ideas! Most of your posts (being a girl) are a totally girly ones, talking about love, relationships, sentiments, emotions, flowers, fragrances, etcetera.

What i did not understand was the concept of two blogs. you have the same pen name, you have almost a similar kind of writing styles (infact some of the posts are eggjhaktly the same) but the theme is same, but two different blogs with different URLs, titles and template. Why?

Yeah i understand you might have thought about dedicating one totally for you poetries and one for 'general' purpose. What ever suits you!

I loved your "Fool Is Cool" post  thats the kind of posts that attract me to blogs and make me stick to them. a little humor and an observation of the world around you. Taking feedback from each and every incident that occurs around you and then compiling it all together to form one awesome blog post! Similar is the miracles one but i did not connect much to it. and your 'scrapbooks' are awesome! thats some creativity girl! Really! And the photographs of your school! All by you? Those were some impressive shots!

And I concur with you on "The reason to blog" number 4! Thats exactly the reason why I came here! 

The Review!

Hey there 'namesake'!

Dude you disappoint me! I thought you'd be awesome writer, but frankly I fell asleep after your rant-about-twilight-post.......the headlines were catchy, but the content were sleeping pills!

And oh man! You are like living in the medieval times man? Come to the 21st century, we have templates other than some stupid defaults provided by blogger!

And whats with the title of the blog? totally blew over me! Don't worry I'm not very bright to catch it, if its quiet intellect one, that is. But, What I cant see is the conenction between your random post and the title! Tell me one thing did you even change the title, when you used this template, or are you using the default title?

And, you have been blogging since 07 and you traffic sucks! Really take that right in your face, right there! What have you been in hibernation all this time? 474! You gotta be kidding me yaar! Get up brush yourself (okay don't brush yourself. The dust would look better on you) and get to work! Thats what Indiblogger is for! Get going.

And yeah don't worry about me sleeping (at your posts), as I just had a heavy lunch and my eyelids feel like they weigh in tons! That means may be your posts are not-so-boring.

PS: Keep up the good name!

Addy has died and will be found with his books, notes, ppts, wikis, ebooks and a severe headache and the ugliest frown on his face in his grave..................(will wake up and walk from the dead on 15th May though!)

mOINKy dude please pull my leg and stretch them to be as long as a giraffe's neck but please don't make me sound gay! That Ranbir post and pic was all part of the "Youngistan ka WOW contest" don't you know?

You say my blog as "silly" thats the whole point!

I come across a wannabe? Thank gawd I come across as something most people refuse to believe I exist at all!

You review will be on when I'm alive again! 

PS: Don't worry I'm old enough to be clanging beer bottles with you at the bar! (and beat you at chugging too!)