Wackiest Stupidest Baddest Lamest Review of your blog!
"......nice blog :) ......"
Get the mind boggling, spine numbing, body breaking, soul shattering, teeth clenching, fist banging, nerve bursting review of your blog!
C'mon you want it to be a little different, a little out of this world, a little crazy, little idiotic, little lame..........what is the fun in sane? get INSANE!!!
Enough of me talking, now post your URL here.
If you are the senti, emo, mommys darling, milk and cookie kind........REFRAIN! And if you wear a sleeve less leather jacket, got tattoos, ride a Harley, wear spikes and chains, weight >=94 Kgs.......................... *gulp* "SQUEEK" (Thats your review sir!)
Shut up arjit :p
Addy where r u bro .... date pe gaya hai ?? :D
Abhi your Journey as a Truck Driver is a long one! You need to stop at a dhaba and treat yourself with a delicious meal and a huge glass of lassi!
Your journey on NH around Delhi faces only the scorching heat, why? Its so emotional that while reading I can't imagine the writer as a boy! You a girl beneath all that rough stuff dude?
And why the hell one heading for all your post? You lack creativity? Proves that you are a boy!
And tell me one thing what the hell is that story doing on a stupid blog, rather than in a book?
You're stupid! Thats okay cause Truck Driver need not be Rocket Scientists!
ya looking for someone to publish it .... :p .... ..... and about the heading.... yes you are right i have to remove that he was normal thing.... :P .... thanks for the suggestion.btw awesome review
More over Abhi, the title makes you a desperado, desperately attempting to prove that the character in the story is "Normal" which makes you totally abnormal!! Do change it then!
always good to get the 'OTHER' perception, go on rag my blog - http://mohanbn.com/blog/
Btw... don't rant out for the heck of doing one.. do provide a honest feedback that really helps the webmaster to make it much better.
And a confusing blog very very confusing blog! I thought I was still at the Indiblogger page. With links to various blogs on display! Some automobile blog, tech blog, gardening blog, personal blog, photography blog, humor blog, financial blog.............
You give nice reviews and tips for almost all the walks of life, but your reader are bound to be confused and scratching their head on each visit. I mean if one reads the review of Nexus One and decides (on the basis of your review) to buy it, then comes back on your blog to justify the buy to a friend and wohla! They find "How to grow Mint"!!. Or one comes back to check how to plant the sunflower in his garden and your homepage teaches him which mutual fund to buy!
You should rename your blog to "Khichdi!!". It truly is!!
And going by the human tendency. It sure strikes the mind that "Can one man do all this all by himself? And work in Yahoo, still gets enough time to rant about every second phenomenon on his blog on every second day of life! He sure does not seem to be a 'Jack'! "
And if you think that you have "strategically" placed the ads, you are wrong Mr.Yahoo-Employee-Using-Google. Infact your positioning makes your "Related post category" seem like ad too! Ads are so abundant on your blog that, one has to actually 'walk' around your blog as if one is passing over a pool of water on the road!
addy you rock .... though i personally love mohan's blog and look upto him for blogging techniques .... but still i loved ur review .... literally ROFLin .... i know mohan will take it in good spirit ( specially Mr. Yahoo-Employee-Using-Google)
That was an awesome review I must say! Not many are willing to share such thoughts :)
Boring Template - well, i like simplicity and hence the simple, not so colorful template. Nevermind, I still like the way it is and shall not modify the design except the heading which is long due for now.
Reviews - True, I am going with the tag line of my blog - "My Experiements in Life", so my blog is certainly not adhering to a specific theme of articles. Khichdi sounds good too! But I think most of the regular readers are pretty used to the varied content! I am sure the sheer number of comments by readers talk about it all!
Boy o Boy!!! Iet me introduce to a concept called time management. There are 24 hours in a day
Hmm the whole intention was not to clutter the actual blog article with ads. hence, only at the end of the article before the comments I have included an ad slot. Does it make too much of bad user experience? Suggestions are welcome regarding the placement :)
Btw... yahoo doesn't have an adsense like YPN for indian publishers, hence I had no option but to use Google Adsense! Anyways.. who doesn't like to monetize when the content is abundant?
Awesome observations dude. Appreciate your feedback. Any more brickbats?
After much inputs from a number of people, I have included thumbnails for posts on home page. Any feedback on that now?
Another Kiddo on the block, goes for the sentimental waterfall! (aaj kal ke bacche!)
You are just 16 my boy and thinking that deep! Nice to have and express your opinion, but already taking the load of the world and its complications, are (should not be) your cup of tea (in my opinion, and as its my review I get to speak here ).
In your age you should be more concerned about the IPLs, EPLs, Megan Foxes or Ranbir Kapoors (whatever your taste maybe), hitting on local, school, internet girls and a little bit worrying about you academics too!
But, here you are reviewing books (its always good to read ), women reservation bills (atleast you are interested in opposite sex ) and MEDITATION!
You have excellent writing skills, use it to have some fun! Nobody gives a rats ass for the sentimental stuff (especially by a teenager). And you need not crib about you "inner feelings" to the world, keep them to yourself. Else it might comes as your weakness someday.
You are in you teens, behave like one!
And your theme is girly! Did the girl you had crush on liked it? Or her name is similar to the theme?
Addy, Go ahead, shoot your tounge and mind and type the WSBL but as Mohan said let there be a honest pattern in the madness
Sip your thoughts @ www.GingerChai.com
Your's is too big to be called a blog! .................................I mean the website, the WEBSITE on World Wide Wed, the GinerChai.com (to make myself absolutely and totally clear!)
And you seek review from a naive blogger like me!!! I mean you guys are successfully running a whole cool site that is obviously getting more hits a day than I get in a month!!
are you so down to earth? or modest? or dumb? or a fool? or are you 'I-am-too-sexy-for-my-blog'? or acting too smart? or 'testing' me? or whatever? or 'i-don't-have-any-other-question-to-ask'?
What ever, I review now! Yours is an awesome site/blog, well maintained. I like the name, it shows the creative genius in you! And the favicon is amazing! The template, the tag are all \m/
Your movie reviews are no different from what one finds in TOI or any other newspaper or anywhere else, do something interesting there throw in some stupid humor and mi it up spice it up! It was very plain and flat!
Your mixed bag is organized well, I like that too!
I don't like your blog much! It has very few thing I can rant and criticize about! That is BAD!
Ah that makes me fly now And on your question why I seek review from naive blogger like you. well, i believe naive or pro-blogger there will be something to learn from each one
And you did point out on the movie review. If you look at our review sections - movies , books or automobiles, we tend to follow the usual pattern of reviewing that caters to the regular seekers of the reviewes. Having said that I have something of a whacky approach of movie reviewing that will be in addition to the existing style though it may take a month or two to roll out.
Thanks for the good words
Seems like you go out with a t-shirt that says "I AM CREATIVE" and when you are/can not wear that t-shirt you have a tattoo that says "CREATIVITY LIVES BY ME". Going by your "creativeness" you might as well have the tattoo on your forehead!
But dude! stick figures and stupid online games does not do justice to your creativity! even "Ranbir Kapoor's visual of jumping from the Bandra-Worli Sea Link" does not help (even if we add the fact that you shamelessly spamed about it throughout the forum).
As soon as I entered you blog, I found you pushing your lungs to the extreme and shouting "I AM BLOODY CREATIVE, WORSHIP ME AND MY CREATIVENESS!". Ohkay, I believe you! But what perks do you give to me for believing this? Other than multi-colored stick figures and 'the epic jump'?
I searched you blog for a "creative" tag or tab or post (only found "creative khan" not your sweat and blood I guess). Pictrik is cool but not enough to satisfy your abilities.
I totally agree that you are a creative genius and a damn good one (not kidding, honestly!). But , brother prove it to the world not because you have it, but because you have already flaunted it so much, that you have to do it for the sake of it.
And then, when you do that, get ready for my jokes targeted on you again!
Gosh Addy, that was a superb review! I keep getting to hear a lot but must say the way you've pictured my blog is exactly what I was looking for - a true critics' review!
OK, to start my blog's not about my own creativity but it tends to capture creativity on the run. About the stick figures, aka Pictrick! they work very well at my workplace when I draw it on a post-it, people flock up and attempt to answer but somehow it has not catched up on my blog - need to relook, maybe an incentive can bring some answers.
Will think on these lines this weekend. Thanks again Addy! :)
Ha ha ha!
Nice! I dont generally opt for reviews as i dont care a rat's ass about one sided conversations! But your idea looks different! Wacky suits me perfectly Lets try it!
I agree with Mohan and hope it will be the unsaid rule!
Dude I guess you picked the wrong review thread! The theme of this thread does not match with you blog's.
But, since you asked, I'll go ahead with it........may be the review will turn out to be totally different from other's.
You are one angry person beneath my friend, a very angry person. And that anger is contagious. Anyone who reads your blog will be engulfed in the flames of that anger. I too am no exception. You fuel my fire. Had it since like forever, never actually let it lose. For I thought (and would like to think) that I am a 'Cool Guy'. Humor is my domain and 'Rage' is not my thing.
Agree with you all the way. I still don't think that I'll recommend your work, though I will commend it (being diplomatic/politically correct here). one should take actual steps against such evils of society and not just spread 'rage'. I think I am in my own way, even if it is seems tiny.
Hope you understand.
I am a very angry man.. True.. Absolutely true....
"one should take actual steps against such evils of society and not just spread 'rage'. I think I am in my own way, even if it is seems tiny."
Wont say a lot over it but rather invite you to spread the RAGE!.... www.sanskaari.org
Almost everybody has fire within but the one who lets it lose is the one who spreads it the most...!And thanks for being diplomatic Loved the review!!!
Are you still living in the Stone Age buddy? I guess you'll understand the following language then! The Stone Age language:
Hu Huba Hu Huba! Blogoga Templetoaa Badaaahh! Contenta Boaringaaa Andoa Repetetiveoah! Nota Freshoaa! Ieya Yawnoa! Hubaa Ieya Cano Finda Suchoa Contentoa anywhereooa Onoha TheoahInternetoooah!
Huba Hu My Buddyoooaaah!
I am so sorry guys!! I haven't replied to your queries since such a long time!
The reason being i had an awesome and pretty elongated weekend and the hangover is still hanging strong!
Will, start on with the job as soon as my fresh lime soda arrives......
u are funny!!
would love ur review
I initially thought your's was a bollywood gossip blog, I then frantically started searching for tags like wardrobe malfunction, controversies, 'sexy' photo shoot . But all that I could find was bollywood divas in different dresses (all covered up! ). Then I realized it was related to dresses and styles of bollywood divas.
Your reviews are over my head, total bouncers! You have a great sense of humor I guess to be using headings like "Katy Perry in Manish Malhotra!" and "Katrina in Herve Leger"
I am truly amazed at your research. How on earth do you chase around all the movie stars and celebs and convince them to pose for a picture to be posted on your blog so that you can criticize them?
And there are so many celebs how do you manage to be at two (or even more) places at a time to click the pics?
Do you actually jump on their back and peep inside their dress to see what brand are they wearing? Or are they generous enough to let you know that orally?
And I think yours is the most difficult blog of all blogosphere, how on earth can you differentiate between the following tow colors? peach and cream???
The Review! (continued)
Dunno why and how the incomplete thing got posted! anyways I'll continue......
You and my girlfriend are the same. Both ranting endlessly about other girls dresses.
And I hate that because I can't wear flip-flops with shirt! And a body hugging tee! A torn jeans to a party! My favorite ultra roughly used and faded denims all the time! And I have to tell the difference between cream and peach!!! Tell me something aren't these things edibles? Who said that they are colors?
to everyone who might read this or wants to be reviewed in this thread
Be sure that the review is not to make fun of any one, its only to make fun of 'reviews' and as Mohan had quiet rightly added ".......don't rant out for the heck of doing one.. do provide a honest feedback that really helps the webmaster to make it much better.."
Its not just for the heck of it, its actually a review to help the blogger improve their blogs. Don't cry or hate me if you bleed because of the brickbats, let you blood flow for the sake of humor, the greatest thing ever invented by man (a women could not have invented it, I am sure)!
With that last line, you invite all the ire in the world... I know that is what you want anyways... enjoy dear ShowMan ;)
As this is the review to help blogger improve their blog, so here i am.
eagerly waiting to here from you
Addy is in too much of demand off late.. Addy mere bhai, where are you?
Sugarfree!! Thank gawd atleast the blog's name is something not sweet! The whole blog carries a reputation of belonging to a GIRL! Its an overdose of sweetness, I can live without sugar in my food for the next decade now!
Every line, every post, specially your latest one 'Guilt'. They shout that you are a girls and a "girly girl"
But some 'sexy' creativity you got there when it comes to canvas! Awesome is the word! Specially those ultra hot chics you paint. That all you imagination?
I like your template, apt for your blog and theme. And surprised that you didn't choose 'Pink' for your Indirank widget!
Thanks for the review Addy.... you are so SWEET
And yes they are my imagination
and about the blue indirank widget, i am a girl so my soul-mate should be a boy in blue only right.... what say????
So spit it out ....gimme ur verdict
Awesome blog name "Whacked Out Brain" \m/
The tag line ".........stories from an idle mind"
First of all yours are not stories they are novels! Man such long posts! Who reads them?
"Idle mind" or "Whacked out brain"???? Decide! Cause both do not go together.
Most of your content seems to be inspired from the various internet resources. Be original buddy!
Eight! Only posts in three months and you call yourself a blogger? How did Renie let you in here? There are more advertisements on your blog than content!
Readers come to find quality content and too many advertisements are a big turn off (as is your case). If you want to earn "easy money" from your blog. You have to get to a pinnacle first like Mohan, have dedicated and loyal readers get some reputation in the blogoshpeher, build some PR and Indiranks. Then can you justify having so many advertisements on your blog (You need to have 1000+ pageviews).
All this can be achieved easily, just follow me! hah! ....kidding (but seriously it can be achieved easily) just be original and witty and do everything with a lil' bit of humor all the time, everyone loves humor!
Get that crap out of your readers face and blog frequently dude!
add my blog into your expanding list...
My Turf - www.sachinarya.wordpress.com
Okay man! Its finally here, earlier I just couldn't find words for your review! I know not why?
Anyways, you seem to be a crazy one dude! *Laughing* You are the "bechara kaam ka mara" LOL!
Really! You are the one who have had that taste of the corporate life and culture, many has but few dare to write so blantly about it! I mean reading your blog can make one enough knowledgeable for the do's and dont's in the corporate life.
an to add to it you have a great writing style. The subtle humor and wit and sarcasm are just like delicious icing! And its quiet stratergically named "My Turf..."
I like that!
And I just love tha 'categorization thing', I remmeber my first blog post was on categorization.
The plain bland template suits you I guess.
But get in some chics man! What use is a 7 course meal if it didn't have a sizzler or a spicy mirchi? Know what i mean?
And dude, whats with the title background? Your ancestors gifted it to you? Move on!
But, your readership is quiet low I'd say. May be you don't have time to got out there and shout about your blog because of your corporate life. But, get a little shameless promote it and see you readership increase. now, I am irrecgular myself so can't actually say this but, you should blog more frequently. Give your readers their daily kick of Sachnicotine.
Here is mine.
Let me know what you think..
Sanchita, he will tell us all too... hope you don't have any issues with that
@ Mohan, Nope..no issues.. after reading your review and reply..I think it will be fun. I am waiting to read Addy's "Wackiest Stupidest Baddest Lamest" review of my blog.
Most tough of them all, I had to curb my urge to go running to the best restaurant in the city all the time, right now I am feasting on cheese burst pizza, over dose of chocolate cake and pastas, yet they seem tasteless!
Title seems wrong, I don't love cooking! Yet I feel that this blog is for me! I am a big time foodie and I wanna kill your blog! I am gonna eat it alive!
Damn I'm full and now I'm hungry as soon as I visit your blog. Even your visits to a racecourse are delicious!
I am gonna put this as a threshold for my wife; she should be able to cook food as delicious and good looking as seen on your blog. Only if she can pull those magic tricks in the kitchen, I'll marry her.
Your husband is one lucky man on this earth! Can you please pass on his contact number to me? So that I can ask him how to find a girl like you?
On top of all that you take such stunning pictures of your food. It makes them all the more mouthwatering!
Let's have a deal! As soon as I'll have enough money, I'll open a restaurant named "For Everyone Who Loves Eating!" and you be its Kartadharta . That way I can atleast enjoy your food anytime I want, and I'll get rich!
Oh and the 'brickbats' I almost forgot about that! Are you kidding? I can't do that to a Food Goddess!
PS: Can't tell you how heart broken I am to find out that you are married!
@Addy: I had the same condition, that why she's not in her teens! (Well, teeans dont make such a good food, but if she did....)...
This's an amazing blog Sanchita. The pictures are so mouth watering and can compels one to try out making some of the recipes posted on your blog!
WOW!! Really wasn't expecting such a nice review. Thanks a lot Addy for all the lovely thing you said about my blog . You are right about the title, I was also thinking about it but from a different angle, anyway I will probably come up with something else now, with the help of your review..
BTW, I didn't know how to cook before I got married.. don't believe it?? Its true..
Anyway, Thanks a lot again for your review..also that deal seems interesting to me..
I would love you to rag my blog as well. Awesome reviews man! Come on...!
Another one goes to the waterfall! What is into there kids of generation Y? That makes them to go into such emotional and highly philosophical thinkings?
Being serious and understanding the realities around the world is great and needed indeed. But I don't know I am just not comfortable with teenagers with such seriousness!
Another serious boring template (a clean one though)
No monetizing, I like it! Atleast you are not one of those wannabes of your age. With less of content and more of ads.
You have an Linkedin profile! Cool is what I'm gonna say! I do hope (and know) you are doing all the very best in your job.
I just can't believe that you only in you teens! Dude you sure are mature of your age! Going by my experience I can tell you that you are at an advantage. You are almost a chic magnet, just play along (play: depends upon the chics around you) and you'll be there! Girls are running after mature guys (if thats a species at all! )
You are a reader too! That is great, reading is very very very vital at your age. Believe me anything that you read at this age will definitely come handy in future (in a way or other)
But, when do you get the time for your leisure activities (internet and blogging hours don;t count here). You gotta get out into the greens and stretch your legs, its ultimate seduction sweating out in the field! You should know that. Do that cause when you come to my age and get very little (my case) or no time at all (unlucky people's case) you are gonna miss it badly!
All this time I am desperately praying that you are not all that geeky as it seems from your blog! Geeky is good but too geeky is bad!
I guess I turned this review into a counselling session!
Hey thanks a lot Addy! Loved your "mature" comments!
May be girls like me, or may be not... I have a girlfriend already.
You are really my counsellor! Bhaiya, mujhe lagta hai hum kumbh ke mele mein bichde hue do bhai hain, isiliye aap mere liye itni advice de rahein hain!
Thanks again bro! :)
Okay here we go Addy....you are officially jobless now and I'll make you work :)
You came to my website earlier and said sweet things, now let's hear the devil in you.
A few months old blogger, who started with a blast! 23 posts in a single month! And then sloth grips him and he no longer embarks on the journey across his blog as often! Story of many bloggers around.
BTW nice title and title background. You took the pic? nice one!
You have a relatively huge "Humor" tag, But only 5 posts in there.
I did not find your post on Rahul Dravid funny! Why would you consider it funny ? Its like bashing and in an apt manner, I would not cal it funny. And the last point in it was pathetic, the way it was put.
Facebook one was like a warning, not funny!
Obama one was not yours!
The rest I frankly did not read!
Plain slayer I can be on days! I am not the best critic, neither am I so blessed with knowledge or status to judge. But you seek my review and I shall provide!
Okay, I find your template to be of good taste yet boring. You don't seem to be 40+ to have such tasteless taste!
Enough criticism, Your writings are great read, eye catching, amusing, and attention grabbing. But sorry dost I still don't categorize them as FUNNY!
Well in the end I'd day I went, I read and I reviewed!
Dude, I just read ur review now...I was actually wondering if u were alive all these days reviewing a few hundred everyday :)
Danke, Thanks, Merci, Shukriya, Arigato, Grazie, and Nandri for d effort to review and the actual reviews...I get much more out of this than any "you write so well" feedbacks :)
Regarding the humor..its a variety you would get used to as you grow into my age :)
And the templates and all that I know I am boring, so just re enforces the point!
At this rate you are going to burnout soon and then we'll miss you so much, Addy!
Addy might burnout, but the brainwave will remain still...............
BTW you want a review sir?
Thank you soo much for ur sweet review..Will try to do better with titles:-) Your girlfriend will understand my reviews since you really cannot wear flip-flops with shirts;-) torn jeans!! lets not even go there!!
Next time, I am in Indore or near about, dinner is on me!!!
No I really meant that they are 'humorous' titles, never said they are bad ones!
And dinner? Sure thing! Anything for free food! Just don't crib about my dressing sense. I buy all the good stuff, just can't match them without the help of my sister or gf!
Maybe you can give me a lesson or two...............
LOL Addy , I do not want to miss this at any cost. We need more humor, laughter in our goddamn lives.
Agree with Mohan .. I want total paisa vasool review or else .. ( evil laugh)
chal ab shuru ho ja.
bhagwan tumhe jhelne ki shakti se aur ek sar dard ki goli, aankh me kuch gulab jal dal lena
Manav He gives me my daily dose of life saving laughter :) and I always say a little prayer for him . Sigh!! The thought of him losing it all scares me more than going to heaven instead of hell when I die.
what say Addy ??
OMG! Tikuli thats some compliment! thats the best compliment I ever got! I liked it so much that I called my Maa and read your post to her! Thanks a ton!
My elder son Aditya is 18 + and has a similar wacky kind of humor. I feel good that younsters still manage to retain this gift .. keep it up.
Hey the review .. don't forget that. I am waiting.
Your's is a very serious blog! Deep thoughts and emotions flow, makes the reader sit back and thing and sigh. even the humor gives 'lesson' and sometimes is sarcastic. You write to awaken society and minds and hearts, a noble cause but BORING!
The title is awesome and different usually a blog like your's is name "Random thoughts"
Well, I personally find some of your humor post interesting and loved to read them, but I am not the type who would feast on social cause, poetry, mind awakening thoughts and serious stuff. I can't help it I am repelled by the very thought of seriousness!
I stayed on your blog for as long as the "humor" and "humour" tag were not exhausted.
I loved your ladies bag post, now I know the secret! Thanks
Much of your blog revolves around your kids, cool! Loved to read them (though couldn't read all, but will soon for sure...)
A senti blog I'd say, heaven for the soft hearted people who are not restless and impatient and not bored easily with the soft, slow and normal things in life unlike me!
Lakshmi dude! I'm so sorry to have skipped you.....but just couldn't get some wacky ideas in my head with your blog! I will get back to it for sure and very soon! I've missed Sachin too!
You blogs are a little at par specially yours LR. Your Chai it seems is too hot to handle for me!! But, I'll not miss this tea party at any cost!