Lets get creative!

which actually took more than 2 minutes to get cooked, she sighed in exasperation...

then called maggi customer care and said "You cheaters, it took me more than 2 minutes to finish it" i will sue you :D

the lawyers told, water boiling time not included

and also thay added "dew bulb temperature is perfectly imperfect" which was reported by the forensic team.

She slammed down the phone and hit redial!

Now Rita got an idea to make her dream come true, 'Give me a maggi that will get cooked in 2 minutes or I will kill you!' she smiled wickedly.

Pat came the reply, "we were already killed twice. please try again"

so rita, tried the new packet of maggi :D but this time with less water

The maggi was overcooked this time.

Only to find that it was half-cooked and so she decided to fast that day.

before that she throwed the overcooked one out, which landed over the bald head of union cabinet minister :D

Rita was confused, "How the maggi which was half overcooked and half half-cooked?"

The next day appeared on the newpapers, 'Trend changed, Union Minister hit with stenchy Maggi noddles, finally we found an alternative to shoes!'

Another headline read, "Union Minister  congratulates Maggi for stenchy noodles, asks to give more to opposition." 

Bata's share on all the share market across the globe PLUNGED :P

Every politician was now barefoot with a bowl of Maggi in their hand :D

Union minister poses with maggi on his head and says, 'meri pyaari maggi..'

They pose for photos and changed the slogan of their party, 'Meri pyaari Maagi'

MAGGI MARCH :P

But they're livid as the photos doesn't come on front page.