Lets get creative!

'Nahiiiiii.... No more maggie... I will make you a delicious Pasta honey!' when batman pitched in!

"She is MY baby you nitwit" he shouted and superman scratched his head; Batman had a baby? :P

But before he could make a move, Robin interfered, "Hi tuts, wanna come to the batmobile with me?"

No! But all these days I thought batman was gay! He blinked, 'Aren't you gay! What happened to Robin?' asked superman.

All a misunderstanding.. He's gay, but I'm straight, let's take the babe and go to Jupiter Superman! said Robin.

"Oh he turned out to be a girl sadly, so i thought maybe i should try my hand at some normality, apart from you know noodling on Pluto"

naah. i am bored of jupiter; the damned thing has nothing but moons!!

Batman's a batwoman? Superman was confused now, and looked at Rita.. who was now transforming to a guy!

"the shot on Diwali night changed me smart asses, i SO told you someone was gonna die, I died and got reborn as.... RIAT!! "

Riat? what kind of a name is that? Superman asked. 

"err... i... well its any day better than your SUPER man, i mean come on, yours is not even a NAME"

'Well! Now I am gay..' said Robin and smiled sheepishly..'Come dudobabe... let's go to the moon and float in the air of love!'

Superman took Riat to the court of League of Justice and sued him!

"You cant do this; i was going to become the CM of Uttarakhand!! "

CM of Uttarakhand appeared from thin air and sued Riat more for injustified attempt at taking over his position! :D

'Hey you are the noodle girl... um.. guy... what are you now?' Asked a confused judge who recognised our ex-Rita..

"Congress will not fall, not fall ,not fall" the CM hollered, drunk :P

"She's a he who might turn into a she, your honor! Mutation on Dewaali," said Robin

like HYAT replied RIAT :D

"Its a special effect sir" batman piped up