What is the most silliest thing you have ever done ??

i ferel like pinchiun everyone but hate to get pinched :P

The lastest one of Smera's ... She has been always intriguied by the washing from the time she started walking ... now her latest hobby is put clothes for washing inside the machine ... little did i know that she would also put in her dirty diaper  .... rest is for you all to imagine .. 

I dreaded it. but not this much.

lol!!She can be forgiven. My hubby insisted on washing the cotton diapers in the washing machine because he thought it was too much work for me washing them individually...sweet him.....but the problem is, he does not take no for an answer, and inspite of my protesting, he washed the diapers, 'produce' and all.......I had to throw out a basket full of baby clothes, they wouldn't stop stinking, even after several rewash. The machine stank for an entire month after that.

hehehe, you should have tried to spray room freshner on clothes. now, minnie, I think you are heading for the crown.,

lolSmera is one angelic naughty lil girl.

@Minnie

OMG. lol. I can't stop laughing

Wow it's getting really tough to give away the crowns ... Can everyone pls pitch-in to vote for the silly king/queen :) 

Thank you guys for sharing the wonderful stories ... brilliant ... rofl .... 

This was like when I was 7-8 years old. And there was this new news channel "Aaj Tak". That was my happiest day at that time. Cause I thought, that news channel would be aired only till that day (aaj tak), and that from tommorow there won't be news channel. I was soo happy. 

hilarious!!

hahahahahaa!! That is really funny!!!

i feigned fainting while I was giving a presentation in class..it gave the poor professor a mini heart attack! :D

it was part of the presentation to see how many people were humane enough to come running to me and awaken me.. Many people came and then I sat up straight laughing..but not before I was doused with a bottle of water! :0

i ws 6 or 7 ..... my dad's Boss's wife used to call my mom often.... she called ... i picked up.... recognised her voice... me said "na-mo-ste auntie" she fumed asked for mom.. gave it to mom.... she complained as i have called her "MOti Auntie" ...she sobbed.... mom pacified...but she  continued... phone hunged up...i was hanged up... nice thrashing............ later i found she was 4ft tall and almost same waist line...she was a rolling drum....  innocent me.silly me ....silly auntie.... silly mom....

hey that reminds me of a cracker show... i was 8 ... very fond of crackers... and it was diwali.. dad had bought tons of crackerss and there was this atom bomb.... each wrapped around silvery wrapper of KOhinoor condoms.... God know why this wrapper... may be of disposed papers.... like a warrior the bomb was lighted.... boom and it blasted with a BIG sound.... the warrior (me) was quite excited on the performance...and he cried out with joy..."KOHINOOOR FAT GAYA, KOHIONOOR FAT GAYA.... Dad, mom, uncles laughed madly............. :-( ......i know now why ...silly me......

This is not me, but my cousin's deed. When she was about 5, her dad called his boss home for dinner. The boss was, like all bosses generally are, quite nasty, and my Uncle had the hopes that the dinner will lessen some amount of nastiness.My chatty cousin saw the boss, and asked, quite curiously, and innocently, " Kya aap 'saale takle' Uncle ho?"

My Uncle was like 'kato to khoon nahi'.

baap re baap! beti ne kiya maha kalyan :) :)

I got one more!

It was my one of my roomie's part time girl friend's birthday and at 12 in the night my roomies called her up to wish her this birthday. I was fast asleep when this all happened and they woke me up to wish her.

Still in my dreams, I took the phone and instead of wishing her I said - "yea the flash thing will be up on the website, dont worry i have completed the changes"

and then I heard my roomies (and the girl on the phone) laughing out loud, realized that I goofed up. I spoke up - "hey sorry I am still sleepy, talk to you later" and doozed off.

Silly thing, I still didnt wish her on the birthday till in the morning when my roomies still laughed out at me.

What is the difference between part time and full time girl friend? 

Good question. Part time means someone who is in a one sided love affair and for the other person, that someone is just Friend with Benefits...

Ok, I got another one.

I had gone over to Mangalore, to attend my sister's Second birthday, I was 5 then.

She cut the cake, and my parents got busy distributing the cake to everyone. I was sitting next my lil sisso waiting for our share of the Cake.

Finally, we got ours, which was the LAST 2 PIECESand I began to munch on it as soon as it came in my hand. But my sisso started at it for 2 minutes and said, "UPPINKAI" (Mango Pickle).

Everyone was like, "WHAT?".

She pointed at the cake, and repeated, "Uppinkai".

Her mom went to her and asked, "You want pickle for your cake?" My sisso was crazy for Pickles, even now she isbut seriously pickle for CAKE?

We all laughed but she insisted on having the picklefinally her mom got it and put it on her cake.

Her face lit up, and she took one BIG BITE, and then SHE ATE IT.

We all were really shocked. But we didn't snatch it away from her cause we wanted to know if she'll really eat the whole thing.

Then she turned to her brother(15yr old) and gave the cake to him. He was like, "NO WAY".

But then she began to crylittle monster she is. 

And I couldn't see her cry, So I took the cake from her handand FED IT TO HER BRO.

Poor guy, he actually ate the whole thingwhile my sissy had a good laugh.

lol!!!!! this one was hillarious!!  man, some craze this for Mango pickle...

I lol'd!!!

@TS JHI

She should have made you eat the cake with your brother helping your little sister.... 

lol Ranjith. Do know that you are in grave danger if and when we meet

Poo - yuck ... cake with pickle ... :D 

lolI know Sangeeta Ji

 My first day in college, andsome seniors caught hold of us. They were not a bad bunch, all they wanted us to do sing and say some tongue twisters. However, we were of course scared to death, and crouched in our respective places, hoping not be picked up.

There were about 50-60 boys in the group. The leader randomly pointed at me and said 'you sing a song'. I was so scared that I closed my eyes and crooned the first song that came to my head, "Na jao sainyan chuda ke bainyan, kasam tumhari mai ro padungi'........

I haven't heard the end of it since.

lol... this was spot on!!

I think no one can get dirtier that this one for sure.

It was my 9th birthday and mom made a super cute cake at home and invited the entire neighbourhood to be a part of celebrations.. while everybody assembled around the cake and we were waiting for my mom to turn up (last min things to do), i farted! Everyone started singing "Happy birthday to you" by holding their noses!

PS: its a true life incident. not kidding. really.

Hemal oh god you must been the butt of all jokes for a real long time then :D

haha, my mom still remembers this.. and am sure she will tell this when I have my own kids!!

hehehe, hemal crown is nearing you dude.

Hahaha! Hemal, that was a super one!!

the akward moment when you realize the fart air was in the same room as the cake and the cake is exposed to the same fart...

50 replies! I never thought that people could be so silly! 

Ranjit I am still waiting to hear from you ... come on spill the beans ...

Yea @Sang, we are yet to hear from the silliest of them all..

I can give you one such thing about Ranjith! He posts the same reply twice on IndiBlogger, for fun you see :) :)

@Hemal I object! It's not the same, it's an addendum! 

And you cant give away my title to him like that! I have been (and still am :P) a record triple jump holder 

yeah  try beating that!

hha Arti.. kudos for owning the title up! I am sure no one else would do that!! well done :) 

Its all yours my lady ;) take it with pride

Of course, am honored! Just wait till I come up with my detailed thank you speech

The discussion was about me but the focus has been unlawfully shifted onto Arti  Now, what about helping me enter into the guinness ( correct the spelling yourself  ) book of world records as promised ( assumed to have already taken place) on the first page of this discussion ? Proof of my innocence available on request from my friends... 

Objection again It is very much lawful and its out there for everyone to see, now don't try to snatch away the coveted trophy from my hands

... And as far as your proof for innocence is concerned, all we ask you for is your lovely smile

lol... guys @ranjith @arti common... the throphy can be shared among two of you just to be lawfully unlawful.. :D

I am running out of here >>

haha, you dont have to!

Let's ask the thread cretor to give out the trophies just like the way IB is giving a free prize ( a T shirt or a gift hamper ) to every valid entry.... 

Ranjit - everyone is .... it never leaves us ... :)  

Okay! I have one too -

With advancement of technology, we all working in corporates have been given access cards that can be detected Human Interface Devices. Its the card that we have to use / swipe at each door inside office to get in and out. One day after a late night strech when I reached home, instead of ringing the bell, i swiped my card at the door and was waiting for it to open for next 2 mins till this struck me that I am outside my home.

Working too long inactivates the brain.... 

dobaara office he jaane kaa desire, means something 

lol

I have a habit of rehearsing a few lines before talking to a stranger on phone... as if it helps  coz even with all my so called preparations, I end up sounding quite silly most of the times

This happens to me too esp when I used to work and had to make tough calls :)

Even I rehearse before speaking to people, especially when asking for some information. 

Hmm What I can think of immed is wearing my glasses and looking for them all over the house, without realizing that I can see very clearly becoz I am actually wearing them he he :)

Ha ha !!!

Jayashree you are just like my dad ... :) 

 P p's post reminded me of my brother in law, when he came to mumbai first time in his life on a vacation from village, he saw the sea first time in his life. he had seen small ponds. his exclamation was "Hai baa, itta badda pokhar" (holy cow, such great big pond)

he ha he ha :)

Ok! I Got One.

Till I came to 11th, I was too crazy about Aeroplanes, I wanted to be an air-hostess. Anyways, I had never seen a plane in REAL, I mean, I had seen when they FLY UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGHbut never closely.

So one day, when we were in a get-together partywith our whole familywe were talking about things that interests that and were asking doubts.

I already told you I was damn interested about Aeroplanes, and I had one doubt which was stuck in my mind for a long time. I decided it was finally time to askAnd asked, "If the people in plane wash their hands out of the window, wont that dirty water fall on our head?".

For 10 whole minutes, only thing I could hear was laughter. Everyone fell down and floor and starting rolling on it laughing. Only later did I know that the WINDOW in Aeroplane will not be openedcause Air is not supposed to go in.

I was so Embarrased

now you are a strong contender for the crown. really. amazing talent.

I agree PL Poo that's the sweetest and the most silliest one .. you are the leader for now girl .. woohoo 

Haha that was the silliest thing I've ever heard :P 

@PL JHI

lolThanks.

@Sangeeta Ji

Hehehe. Yay! I'm the leader

@Neha Jhi

lolThanks

@Ranjith

Yupsh

I remember when I was a kid, every now and then I used to look behind my TV, and search for the TV actors, that used to come on it. I believed they actually lived in my TV. 

Oh My GoshI've done that too dude

I cannot deny looking inside the small opening of light in old radio for who was inside speaking.as a child. no t.v. then. 

I remember a scene from a serial whenerin the lead actor when suggested about creating a food based tv channel starts imaging the TV set as a store and taking sweets from it and eating! 

Whatever I do, someone is always there to call it silly!

too many or too much of silly things is called Stupidity! :)