VahRehVah! VahRehVah! Telangana!Tera Jaisa Na Koi Sara Jahan!What an extended festival season!Bathukamma, Dasara and DeepavaliAnd in a surprise additionYou have rolled out an electionWith a six months celebrationFor every voter and politicianIt is a windfall of pleasuresIn the form of freebiesAmidst heaps of currenciesAnd liquor flowing in streams.May there be such electionsEvery few monthsSo people become happy drunkardsSell votes for hand-outsRemain, intoxicated citizensAnd of cours...