Ppppsssshhhh. Starting a post is always hard. Diamonds and steel carbide blades aren't as hard as staring at an empty page with a judgemental cursor, blinking at you in a condescending manner. But enough of the jokes, at least the bad ones. Because I'm usually too lazy or self-conscious to do so.
What's the best way to be productive and get work done? Probably not the way I get things done. The way I get work done is a trademarked method involving tons of procrastination, lots of general incompetence and an obsessive attention to detail that actually gets in the way of completion of said task.
Substituted salt for sugar. Revenge accomplished. Written in response to the Sometimes Stellar Storyteller Six Word Story Challenge prompt: Wicked Thanks to Nicola Auckland for hosting this amazing challenge! :) The Sometimes Stellar Storyteller Six Word Story Challenge is a weekly prompt for flash fiction writers.